Tuesday, November 11, 2008

THE WHITE TEE GAME

Last night Daniella and I were talking about men's fashion on a whole and the basic components of a mans wardrobe is his white tee's. While I lived with my father, the original papa-dopilus' white tee game was impeccable. My father had his white tees's ironed and hung up in the closet! Shaking my head! Therefore, the men I have been in relationships with have to have an ill white tee game! Daniella and I both agreed that if your a man that has no conceptualization of style, you should at least have the white tee and sneaker game to a "T"! When I was a teenager I was a sucker for a dude wearing dark colored jeans, timbs, a white tee and red fitted and to this very day it still is.

Even the bums in the street of New York know what time it is with the white tee game. You can't just grab a white tee out of the dryer and put it on, it has to be pressed that is the key essentials of wearing a white tee! If you are a man reading my blog...I'll give you a secret, a man in a clean and crisp white tee is equivalent to a woman with a nice fatty in satiny panties and a C-cup that fills up a La Perla bra. GET THE PICTURE!!

If you dont live in the metropolitan areas of the Tri-State area or a large city. Your White Tee game shouldnt be a dingy white tee or have holes in it! Your white tee should be clean, crisp, and never oversized! Here are a few examples of an ill white tee game!

CHECK OUT HOW THESE CELEBRITIES WEAR THEIR WHITE TEE!!

"Mines gotta be fit right it can't be big on me." quotes Trips of Square Off

"I like to rock my freshly pressed Polo white tee under my cardigan sweater". quotes Lenny S., Sr. VP of Def Jam Records

"I wear my white tee and a hard pair of jeans" quotes Ron Browz

"I like my white tee rocked on a shorty after sex" quotes Vic Damone

"Nowadays I love to wear a v-neck fitted white tee anything with alot of patterns are played out and commercialized. I'll swag it up with a Louis V. scarf and a chain." quotes, Sly of Git Fresh

HOW TO WEAR YOUR WHITE TEE!
1. BRAND NEW IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT.
2. IF WORN WASHED AND PRESSED NEATLY OR DRY CLEANED.
3. NOT BAGGY OR OVERSIZED
4. SHOULD FIT JUST BELOW BELT LEVEL
5. NOT TIGHT!
6. NO HOLES.
7. ONCE IT BECOMES OFF WHTE AFTER WASHING; RETIRE IT.
8. WEAR IT UNDER A NICE LEATHER JACKET OR ZIP UP HOODIE.
9. ACCESSORIZE WITH A SCARF OR SOME BLING NO FOOF!
10. _____________ i left this blank tell me how you rock your white tee!



LENNY S. AND TONY ROCK


Square Off: Slim


Jim Jones


Square Off Mix Tape Fresh 2 Def


GIT FRESH



Ron Browz

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LEXI CHOW YOU AINT NEVER LIE! THIS IS A WITTY WRITE UP I LIKE THE QUOTES FROM EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY VIC D'S HES A HOTT MESS!

Maya Medena said...

first of all I'm dying that you put lenny up there LOL he is so anti-white tee- more of an ascot type of guy lol. i do love a white tee- has to be crisp- sleeves to the elbows not younger than that but I can't stand the V-necks. For some reason that looks metrosexual to me like dudes are waxing their chest pubes in order to have a clean, glistening patch of skin show instead of some lil buckshots. Who knows- everything Harlem grows on me- even powder pink furs :-P but that's funny

Anonymous said...

is it just me but why does everyone from harlem make a white tee look good!

Anonymous said...

I love a nigga in a white tee! This is a cute blog!

Anonymous said...

Kudos girl this blog is sooo cute!

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