Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Come Correct or Dont Come at All!

As a publicist I come across crap in my inbox daily, but what really gets me off of my rocker are messages from myspace users. I must say they have a great pitch to get me to come out to the club and how they try to lure me in with their table tactics. Mind you their table is reserved for them (the promoter) and a bunch of tableless skanks. I am truly urked by the audacity that a promoter would even approach me with this mindless notion. I am not putting my foot in my mouth but I dont need a 21 year old promising me the never never land of crammed space at their groupie table! I hold myself at a very high regard in this game and so should anyone else requesting my presence! No, I am not kidding, I am dead ass serious!


Let us Dissect what went terribly wrong!




Heres a Tip: The next time a promoter wants me at his party dont address me as some sort of "arm candy". I dont do "arm candy"...how about a table for myself and my entourage with two bottles of Grey and all the mixers!

5 comments:

The FEATURE™ said...

I feel you Lexi. I ain't even as balla-ish as you, but 2009 I'm not entering the club unless these promoters are spotting me, at the very least, a bottle and a table for me people. And to think my people can't get in with me. Uhmm...yeah, we already know they coming. No more free services and no more paying to party. If you not getting at us correct, get lost! Let's GO!!!

Lexi Chow PR & Company said...

I just had to beast! Call me a royal bitch! I guess he wont become a "loyalist"?

The FEATURE™ said...

Yo Shelly, I want you to be in my video, I think you should come to my party. Call me, I got pull at that spot you like...lol. I'm such a bastard. Lexi, yuh dun kno seh you is mi numba one! Love you my doops...lol.

Tamina said...

Like dead ass-these promoters are so extremely and utterly hype on themselves its disgusting- like ya'll are NOT celebrities cut it out! There's only about a handful I truly appreciate -but as for that shit email who did he think u were?? I agree completely lol

Anonymous said...

yea that guy was hella burnt lol!

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