Sunday, December 14, 2008

Drinks on Me! WARNING - approach with caution.

Why do I have to be nice to people! Is it because I am a role model for young women and that I am a person that represents public figures! I had to restrain myself from bitch-slapping this dusty looking female at Mansion last night. First she had a smock on with a t-shirt on and 3 different types of gold chains. Then had the nerve to want to stand up next to me and my $1,000 ensemble. Baby if you look good we could all be friends but you just were a hot mess. As she was trying to step up on the couch she spilled her drink on her friend and then the sloppy biotch spilled my drink all up in my dress next, good thing I had on black. Then the drink splashed on my Gucci shoes. She told me sorry but I was not accepting of her apology. I carried on like a real bitch, but her male companion was staring at me I would have been an even bigger bitch if I slipped him my telephone number!
Then she had the nerve to stand up next up to me and Bogart me! I looked at my girl and said we need to switch because I am about to slap the ish out of her...Lord...I try...I try and yet these non relevant people like to piss me off and I cant smack a bitch not because I couldn't beat her...I am just too classy to be kicking and screaming with some tired looking receptionist.
Well there you go if you know who this chick is please by all means tell her next time drinks are on her! Literally!! That is another reason why I strongly believe industry people should not party on the weekend...it just doesn't work!

4 comments:

The FEATURE™ said...

Lexi, you're such a hot mess. You and I both know that we are too fabulous to be sitting at the regular tables with these lames. Come on babes, did Miami teach you nothing. Only V.V.I.P. from now on with the party of your choice. Let's GO!!!

Unknown said...

I was in VIP fool and this housemaid wanted to stand next to me...

The FEATURE™ said...

LOL @ housemaid. I'm mad you said that. When you coming back to the MI-yayo? Mad shit happening down here. They just opened back up the Fontainebleu and Diddy is said to be hosting the NYE party there. I think you and PDM need to be here. If for nothing else, to let loose and show Miami how New York does it.

All About Kia said...

*dead* You sound like me lol.

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