Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Hope all is well! I have been a very good girl this year, so far I haven't blacklisted anyone nor have I damaged anyones career to be facetious.

I have been nawty in other departments but those dont count for the list so no need to check the list twice, you already knoooow! I have broken several hearts and stomped on them but it really wasnt my fault they probably drove me to be mean to them. I did turn away a few married ones, so bad they deserve coals! See Santa I was a good but nawty for being mean!

I also tried not to bitchslap several females this year and bad ass children in the streets of Brooklyn especially those on Nostrand Avenue that say perverted things to me, but thats the price I pay for looking good I guess! I dont know?

Well I dont want much this year but I could do with a great big office space to house The Collective Nova, PDM and LCPR! Also could we get all utilites included in that? This Christmas I just want all new things for the business! We are looking for an office space that can house two boss bitches, interns and associate publicists. A kitchen in this office would be great so we can bake cookies and have fresh lemonade on hand for our clients as we do now with our smaller office.

I could personally use a new IPOD or better yet an I Touch... I also would like a new set of spring heels because I do so many events and socials I just dont want to repeat!

Well Ill make sure I bake a bunch of cookies and leave it for ya by the Christmas tree and I will expect the keys to a fabulous office space overlooking midtown and several pairs of new shoes!